I'm Alison and I'm 17 and v scary and prepared to take down the patriarchy
1. Use your tongue
‘Cause people seem to only post the 20-something Audrey Hepburn.
Audrey Hepburn was the granddaughter of a baron, the daughter of a nazi sympathizer, spent her teens doing ballet to secretly raise money for the dutch resistance against the nazis, and spent her post-film career as a goodwill ambassador of UNICEF, winning the presidential medal of freedom for her efforts.
…and history remembers her as pretty.
AND HISTORY REMEMBERS HER AS PRETTY
this is the first time I have ever seen a picture of her older than 20 and I think that’s scary
the american school system
This guy was the leader of the improv comedy group I was in
who the fuck carries fake blood everywhere
leaders of improv comedy groups obviosuly
next time you’re over at your friends’ house ask them if you can “do the dishes.” they will be incredibly surprised and thankful but will soon wish they never let you near them as you proceed to break them all on your knees while yelling “do is an ambiguous verb”
when questions contains the answers to a different problem on a test
i love when old people figure out how to do something on a computer that’s actually really simple but to them it’s like